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Obituary: 15 Freshman Found as Deceased Blob in Dorm
That's a record!
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Zach Martinez
University of Iowa Announces Femcel LLC
After the University of Iowa changed its DEI policy (solely because it wanted to) and axed the identity-based LLCs along with it, UIHD has made an…
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Asher
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D Will
Opinion: I’m Being Discriminated Against—None of the Custom American Girl Dolls have a Fuck Ass Bob
Josefina, Addy, Kaya, Melody, Julie’s Asian friend: American Girl Dolls are praised for the diversity they add to the children’s toy market.
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MK Shultz
Student Denied From Graduate School For Missing One “Success at Iowa” Survey
Yes, they check.
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Alex Doughty
Salt Co. Found Preying on Students with POTS
Newly diagnosed with Postural Orthostatic Tachycardic Syndrome, or POTS, freshman Lily Jones was ecstatic to see chalk-adorned sidewalks advertising a…
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Erin Detlefsen
David Lynch Reanimated for 2025 Iowa Metaphysical Expo
“PLEASE SEND ME BACK TO THE VOID!”
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Rigby
Weirdo From Your Discussion Passes at Age 21. This Is Their Mom, Did You Have a Crush on Them?
Rate or tbh out of 10?
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Julie Brachmann
HAWK ALERT: Barbara Wilson Spotted Doing Whippets in the Elray’s Alley
HAWK ALERT: University officials have received reports that some students saw University of Iowa President Barabara Wilson huffing whippets in the alley…
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D Will
Local Bouncer Unsure What Real ID Even Looks Like
“Yeah, sure, head on in.”
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maclayne crews
How the Student Government Shutdown Will Affect You
With the Iowa Board of Regents unable to agree on a spending bill by the deadline of October 1st (citing disputes over football coaching staff and…
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Alex Doughty
Iowa City Landlords Formally Nominated for Fourth Circle of Hell
The landlords of Iowa City were nominated for eternal torment in the layer designated for the greedy by every single person in Iowa City.
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Rigby
Opinion: And When Everything is a Midterm, Nothing Will Be
It is the sixth week of classes; that is, we are just about a third of the way done with this semester.
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Charlotte Hagen
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