Archive - The Doily Allergen

Hydraulics Lab Found to Just Be Playing Water Sort Game

This past Monday morning, a student at the University of Iowa reported a hydraulics lab for conducting a lab in an “irrelevant, childish way that is…

Feb 27 • Zach Martinez

Dear Doily: Which FilmScene Theater is Best for Sensual Porking?

Feb 26 • Erin Detlefsen

Rizzler Spotted in Campus Tour Group

Feb 26 • Asher

Dear Doily: Hawk Tuah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 24 • McKinley McManus

HAWK ALERT: Will Smith JUST Slapped Chris Rock

And EVERYONE is talking about it!

Feb 23 • Julie Brachmann

BREAKING: Morning Cambus Reaches Critical Mass and Density, Collapses Into Black Hole

This morning, tragedy struck in front of the Currier CAMBUS stop as a bus on 35 interdorm route collapsed into a black hole.

Feb 23 • Keegan King

Affirmations For the Year of the Horse

Feb 22 • Katelyn Nguyen and Julie Brachmann

T. Anne Cleary Pamphlet Avoidance Methods

Feb 21

Dear Doily: Do You Hear That Beeping?

Feb 20 • Lucinda Lorrayne

Dear Doily: Help! I Can’t Leave My Dorm Because What If Foxy Is There??

Feb 19 • Julie Brachmann

ADelt Frat Leader Brutally Jestermogged by ICPD After Hazemaxxing Pledges

Feb 19 • Erin Detlefsen

Thick Haze Falls Over Iowa City as Ash Demand Surpasses Supply

"Burn the palms!!!"

Feb 19 • Margo xp

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