Archive - The Doily Allergen

Evil Bitch Secures Summer Internship

It’s finally that time of year- trying to secure a summer internship!

Apr 13 • Julie Brachmann

A Shooting Star

Apr 13 • The Doily Allergen

Scholarships YOU Should Apply For

It’s a match made in heaven, get ‘em while they’re hot! They’re waiting just for you!!

Apr 12 • Alex Smith-Perry

Dear Doily: Just Got Caught Up With All My Assignments! Am I Doomed?

Apr 12 • Katelyn Nguyen

Person Tanning on Pentacrest Actually Just Naked

Apr 10 • Zach Martinez

Guy You Don’t Recognize Who Waved At You Fades Gently Into the Night

Chance Encounter Remains Unsolved Mystery of Life

Apr 9 • Calvin Covington

Student Spotlight: The Frat Guy Who Liked You On Hinge For The 5th Time

A Hinge notification pops up on your phone.

Apr 8 • Asher

Sign Guy Adds “Four-Eyes” to Sign

Following his triumphant return from the land of the dead, the Burge Sign Guy has carefully reviewed his list of those who shall be banished to Hell…

Apr 7 • Byron López Ellington

Dear Doily: Which Hot Priest is Hotter This Easter?

Apr 5 • Lucinda Lorrayne

Student Spotlight: Man Who Knows You Better Than You Know Yourself

Picture this: you’re sitting alone at a bar, enjoying a crisp Angry Orchard (please sponsor us), and some asshole starts disturbing your peace.

Apr 4 • Margo xp

Average Pentacrest Bush Happenings

Apr 3 • JP Swartz

Worst Conversation of All Time Overheard in FFT Café

A brave survivor shares their story.

Apr 3 • Zach Martinez

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