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Affirmations For Valentine's Day

Happy day before Valentine’s Day, readers!

9 hrs ago • Margo xp

Dear Doily: I Want to Fuck My Frat Bro

How to Crush It When You’re Crushing: Advice From an Expert.

Feb 12 • Anna Fox

FACT: How I Financed my Walking Taco with Klarna

💬👇Comment “HUSTLE” Below and I’ll DM You a Link to My “LinkedIn for Chads” E-Course 💪📈

Feb 11 • Ev W

Student Spotlight: Kid With Blindingly Orange Hair in Your Morning Lecture

For many college students, early morning routines share various similarities: snoozing the alarm about five times, coffee that tastes like battery acid…

Feb 10 • Keegan King

Animal Planet Shocks Viewers With Puppy Bowl Ads That Are Just Hardcore Porn

And thus, a new generation of puppyboys and puppygirls was born.

Feb 9 • D Will

Friend That Goes To A Liberal Arts School Sends Reminder That They’re Better Than You

You could’ve sworn this guy was dumb in high school. How the fuck did he get in there?

Feb 8 • Alex Doughty

Today, Let’s Not Forget About the REAL Patriots

As the Super Bowl fast approaches today, it is important that we don’t forget about our country’s real patriots rather than these posers led by Drake…

Feb 8 • Keegan King

Opinion: Why Rob Sand kinda…?

There comes a moment in every young person’s life when traditional political analysis simply isn’t enough.

Feb 7 • Erin Detlefsen

Cactus 4 Begins Construction on Clinton Street

Will the Fajitas Come Out Sizzlin’?

Feb 5 • Calvin Covington

Inspiring! English Department Abandons Student on Writing Trip Abroad

Have you ever wanted to study abroad, but didn’t know if you were ready?

Feb 4 • Charlotte Hagen

Entire Theatre Department Learns That “The Clap” Does NOT Mean Applause

“We work with intimacy coordinators. Not intimacy instructors.”

Feb 3 • Katelyn Nguyen

Top 10 Shadow Daddies Ranked By Punxsatawney Phil

Happy Groundhog Day, everyone!

Feb 2 • Asher

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