'What, guys can’t be guys no more?' Apparently Insufficient Legal Defense For A DUI Case

What’s the Deal With All the Fucking Lit Mags??

BREAKING: Old Man Has White Hair and Pronouns

JD Vance Headlines Studio 13 Drag Show

It’s (Brat)umn: Time to get Really Bratty

UI Study Abroad Program Unmasked as Drug Smuggling Scheme

Pappajohn Business Building Replaced by Wicked Castle

Market Place Employees Required to Sing for Students’ Birthdays

Local Four-Eyes Breaks Glasses to Build Reputation

Dear Doily: My Dick Uses She/Her Pronouns

Dear Doily: Should I Fuck That Old Man?

Iowa Hawk Shop Replaces Every Textbook With “It Ends With Us”