Double Whammy! Freshman Tricked Into Joining Both Salt Co. and Iowa YAF
It’s one thing to fall victim to one of the numerous predatory student organizations on campus, but two?! Well, that’s what happened to...
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Gay, Trans Bottoms Get Bottom Surgery at Summit
Summit is Iowa City’s favorite heterosexual safe space. It’s the one place a homophobe can go and not have to worry about encountering...
“Get back in there!”: Man Purposely Fails Rectal Exam for Hot Doctor at UI Quickcare
Two weeks ago, University of Iowa freshman Ian Hawke paid a visit to the UIowa Quickcare for his routine rectal exam (which he insisted...
Raising Canes is NOT… I Repeat, NOT Coming to Downtown
You may have heard the news… but it is NOT TRUE. Raising Canes Chicken Fingers is NOT… I repeat, NOT coming to downtown Iowa City. Do NOT...
Student Spotlight: The Girl Scout Who Verbally Harassed Me
Women in Business recently sponsored Girl Scouts to sell cookies in the John Pappajohn Business Building. Due to my deep love for...
It Was My Decision To Get Clean: My Wizard101 Story
Fizzle after fizzle after fizzle. I couldn’t take it anymore. It was eating me from the inside out. My addiction to Wizard101 has finally...
Trans YAFman
“If one black man, aided by a bevy of good, decent, dedicated, open-, and liberal-minded whites and Jews can succeed in prevailing over a...
TBT: Iowa YAF Chairman, Uncle Ruckus, Bravely Fights Tears Testifying Before House Judiciary Committee
Throwback Thursday!!! Let’s look back to November 2023 when the Iowa YAF chairman, Uncle Ruckus, bravely testified before the GOP House...
Iowa YAF Wins Pulitzer Prize For Beautiful Chalk Messages
After decorating the University of Iowa’s pavements with powerful messages fighting UIowa’s Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Policy, Iowa...
Opinion: We Should Moon the Tour Groups
Tired of those pesky parents parading around your campus like they own the place? Do you get whiplash from those big yellow bags? Tired...
Dear Doily: I Wrote You But You Still Ain’t Calling
Dear Doily, I wrote you but you still ain't calling. I left my Instagram, my email, and my birth certificate as an attachment. I sent two...
Burge Bans Residents From Watching Saltburn Due to Multiple Leaks in Dining Hall
As a result of the popular new movie, Saltburn, many leaks have appeared in the ceiling of Burge Market Place. Saltburn depicts many...
Prediction: THE LIONS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!
I’VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR MONTHS. LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT I’VE BEEN A LIONS FAN SINCE BIRTH! I’M NOT HOPPING ON THE BANDWAGON, I’M DRIVING...
Who Put All This Snow Here?? It Hasn’t Snowed In, Like, A Year!
Has anyone else noticed the snow, or is it just me? It came out of nowhere! One day, I was minding my own business, enjoying the fine...
Opinion: Band Kids Are Too Damn Horny
Remember that couple from high school that were always a little too close for comfort? Don’t you think it’s ironic that the couple that...
Doily’s Sluttiest Male Halloween Costumes
We here at the Doily Allergen have noticed an overabundance of slutty women out on Halloweekend. Most men opt to wear a random NBA jersey...
Dear Doily: How Do You Beat Night 4 Without Freddy Killing You?
Dear Doily, I have been stuck on Night 4 of FNAF 1 for weeks now. I can’t figure it out. I always die to Freddy. I’ve got Bonnie, Chica,...
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