The United States Supreme Court has called The Doily Allergen to Washington for speaking truth and fact far too often. The University of...

Where u @???? As an inhabitant of Iowa City who is doomed to be attracted to men, my underwear has been bone dry since living in this...

Have you ever been eating at the best dining hall on campus, Hillcrest Market Place, when the hunger for a sweet treat hits you? You...

Fuck You, Independent Voters. Since rumors that the state of Iowa may turn blue after all the votes are counted for the 2024 Presidental...

BREAKING: A hardware malfunction at the University of Iowa Main Library has led to the explosion of the “White-Girl-Inator,” the machine...

After having dined at the new Raising Cane’s location in downtown Iowa City, many customers are reporting the chicken tasting like how...

Vance Lip-Syncs... for... his... LIFE! Vice presidential candidate, JD Vance, everyone’s favorite eyeliner queen, seems to be growing...

Dear Doily, I am a proud haver of erectile dysfunction. Yeah. I’m not ashamed. I tell people all the time. The first thing they always...

It’s one thing to fall victim to one of the numerous predatory student organizations on campus, but two?! Well, that’s what happened to...

Summit is Iowa City’s favorite heterosexual safe space. It’s the one place a homophobe can go and not have to worry about encountering...

Two weeks ago, University of Iowa freshman Ian Hawke paid a visit to the UIowa Quickcare for his routine rectal exam (which he insisted...

You may have heard the news… but it is NOT TRUE. Raising Canes Chicken Fingers is NOT… I repeat, NOT coming to downtown Iowa City. Do NOT...

Women in Business recently sponsored Girl Scouts to sell cookies in the John Pappajohn Business Building. Due to my deep love for...

Fizzle after fizzle after fizzle. I couldn’t take it anymore. It was eating me from the inside out. My addiction to Wizard101 has finally...

“If one black man, aided by a bevy of good, decent, dedicated, open-, and liberal-minded whites and Jews can succeed in prevailing over a...

Throwback Thursday!!! Let’s look back to November 2023 when the Iowa YAF chairman, Uncle Ruckus, bravely testified before the GOP House...