Top 10 Types Of Men To Avoid In Iowa City
These are the types of men to avoid in Iowa City.
Settlers of catan players
Guys named John
Gemini Suns
Gemini Moons
Gemini Risings
Guys who look like they’re familiar with the Smiths
Morrissey
Men who have hair (such a red flag)
Men without hair (even bigger red flag)
Men with kind eyes
Men with hazel eyes
Men who look at you
Presbyterians (why is it spelled like that, kinda sketch)
Men who work
Unemployed Losers
Loving fathers
Fathers who look at their life and realize they’ve made a huge mistake
”I’m not Jewish, but” men (aka Hitler types)
Men who do standup
Men who do improv
Guys with friends
Men who call you sweetheart and take multivitamins (singular vitamins are fine)
Men who like big cats
Men who “don’t wanna get into all that”
Professors who “don’t date students”
Space bros
Men who introduced a communist regime to the Soviet Union
Those guys
Men who were the 27th President of the United States of America
World of Warcraft players
Men who studied for the ACT
Men who are familiar with the concept of podcasts (slippery slope)
Men who are passionate about and regularly exercise their Fifth Amendment rights
Men who received their driver’s license in the past 17 months
Men who live, laugh, love (exclusively in this order)
Midwesteners
Those who dare to dream
Men who find comfort in the small things
The colorblind
Ferret people
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