12th Floor Freshman Literally Fucking Dies in the Catlett ElevatorThis week, the DA has terrible news to report, as a tragedy has struck Iowa’s newest residence hall. In the crush of students running...
Burge Gets Gentrified?Rumors have been flying around campus this semester. Why is Burge Dining Hall now closed on Saturdays? Why didn’t Mayflower sell? Here...
Professors Hate Him! English Major Narrowly Avoids EPB Classes for a SemesterThe EPB, otherwise known as the English-Philosophy building, has gained a kind of infamy only rivaled by the quality of Burge Dining...
I Tried the New Feastables Bar So My Poor Roommate Wouldn’t Have ToHere at The Doily, we love our roommates (the cool ones), and one very cool international roommate of ours made the harrowing decision to...
Ten Ways to Answer Someone Asking “Why Iowa, Anyway?”As a new season of college acceptances dawns on us, it’s time for yet another class of Hawkeyes to fight for their lives against their...