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Charlotte Hagen


Greek Life Marches on Troy
Muse, sing to me the rage, The awesome rage of Bradrick, son of some guy, Whose epic pranks brought countless woes upon campus security,...


Herky Slain Amid Augury and Haruspicy Incident
Despite outcry from concerned Christians and animal rights activists, the University of Iowa has gone forward with its new Magic and...


Student Spotlight: Passionate Mother on a Campus Tour
As the eternal Iowa winters begin to break for greener pastures and brighter days, you can bet that the university is capitalizing on it...


Your Outie is in YAF
Please Try to Abhor Each Fact Equally Your Outie regularly deviates from their unassigned assigned seat. Your Outie refuses to make way...


ICON Gold Subscription Service to Launch Next Fall Semester
The University of Iowa has recently announced an exciting new venture for students this upcoming academic year: a brand new rehaul of...


Helicopter Flies Into Hillcrest for the Third Time This Week
Yes, it is Monday Ever since the university has decided to comply with the executive order to eliminate any DEI from their budget,...


O-DEI-ssey
“Muse, tell me about a complicated man” begins one of the newest translations of Homer’s Odyssey —a version that, according to the...


Devil on Your Shoulder Says You Don’t Need That Coat
Iowa winters are something every student who has been here in January has become quickly familiar with. Snow, ice, and blistering wind...


Joseph Biden Pardons The Doily Allergen
In a stunning and unprecedented political move, President Joseph R. Biden has overridden the Supreme Court’s decision to silence the...


Woke Left Goes Back to Sleep
With finals season drawing near, professors have been witnessing falling rates of attendance and attention alike as students burn out...


The Doily Allergen Goes Back in Time to the First Thanksgiving to Get Herky off the Menu
THAT’S RIGHT! WE’RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET HERKY OFF THE MENU!!


Top Ten Topics to Bring Up to Your Family This Thanksgiving
It’s finally time, Hawks! The fall semester has lasted three long years of burnout, cramming, and tears, but it’s nearly time to go home...


Macbook User Elegy
Written in iambic pentameter. In class, in meetings, in all of my work, When do you, Macbook, find yourself silent? As soon as a hush...


Dear Doily: That Hentai Article Ruined My Relationship
Dear Doily, I’m not sure if you remember this, but a few weeks ago (or years, let’s be real: This semester has gone on long enough), you...


Haunted Bookshop Renamed to Bookshop
As Iowa City fully settles into the spooky season, the town has started to transform for Halloweekend (whenever that is). Residents have...


Student Spotlight: The Guy Who’s Registered to Vote 127 Times
Sometimes it’s just too hard to say ‘no.’ As the 2024 presidential election rolls around, many organizations are encouraging Hawkeyes to...


What’s the Deal With All the Fucking Lit Mags??
Submit your hyperspecific lit mag ideas below If you’ve so much as existed on the University of Iowa campus the past few weeks, you’re...


Is This A Real Fire Alarm or Can I Just Go Back to Watching Hentai?
Every month, the university makes sure to drill the various buildings of the school to respond to natural disasters like tornadoes or...
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