The Case for Capitalism? I Thought You Said the Case for Fatboy Slim!
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SSSniperWolf Posts Apology for Actions on Burge Dining Screen


Gay Person Shocked When Straight Person Recognizes Their Costume as Meryl Streep in Kramer vs Kramer

Hawkeye Marching Band Pays Tribute to The Living Tombstone

Iowa YAF Transitions into Iowa YASSS, Queen

“Werner Herzog Resigns as Film Director After Watching My BTS Fan-Cam”


Student Gets Hit by Iowa City Transit Bus, Only Gets 35% of Tuition Paid


Paranormal Investigator Surprised to Learn English-Philosophy Building Isn’t Haunted

Freshman Loses Girlfriend to the Poster Guy

Donald Trump Found to be Colluding with Herky

Cakes at Catlett Dining Hall Reportedly Only Wet Because They’re Preparing You For My Pussy

UI Students Pregame at Unimpaired

John Pappajohn Building Set to be Replaced with the Bell TacoBell Building

Nintendo Announces “Herkychu” Pokemon; University to Sue

UI Appeals to Midwestern Ideals by Offering E-corn-omics Major

A Look Into the Hottest Books at the Book Festival That You Didn’t Have the Time or Money to Read

Turf War Arises Between Pride Alliance Center and ROTC