Campaign to Add Lunchly to C-Store Menu

Since the release of Lunchly, off-brand Lunchables made by YouTubers Mr. Beast, Logan Paul, and KSI, there has been nothing but good reviews. Even established online doctors like Doctor Mike and famous food YouTubers like Rosanna Pansino have been raving about their love for the lunches.
So, why not bring them to Iowa? We at the Doily would like to formally campaign to have all three Lunchly meals added as Flex Meal options to the C-Store. To prove how good of an idea this is, we tried every single one and will review them all here:
-Lunchly Fiesta Nachos: These tasted just like when Catlett has nachos at the International Grill because they forgot to make something. No vegetables in sight, just salty chips and messy sauce — just what every growing college student needs. The choice of a Strawberry Banana Prime as the drink made perfect sense, as our reviewer reported their stomach was sent rolling, obviously from the delightful flavor combination. 8/10
-Lunchly Turkey Stack ‘Ems: These salty snacks invoke so much nostalgia. Just one bite takes you back to when you would get beat up on the playground in elementary school! The bright orange cheese and pale pink turkey (?) looks so mouthwatering, and is paired with an Ice Pop Prime – a flavor that no one would ever want to try in liquid form, because that would mean the Ice Pop has melted, and yet! You’ll eat it all and then forget you even did that, or at least that’s what happened to our reviewer. 9/10
-Lunchly Pizza: This is the pinnacle of all cuisine. Remy the Rat could not even achieve this level of talent. The cold tomato sauce and the flat, hard, circles of dough are a tremendous base, which is then elevated with the gorgeous, multicolored shredded cheese. This cheese is the stuff of legend, so aged and appreciated that the flecks of green and black within it clearly hold the secrets to life itself. After our reviewer tried this Lunchly, they were left sweating and shaking from being exposed to such greatness. The C-Store HAS to put this into their menu. The power of MrBeast wills it. 10/10
Let us know what you thought of Lunchly, and if you want to sign our petition to help bring Lunchly to the Flex Meal lineup, please reach out to us via email! Don’t forget to like and subscribe, and all hail the Beast!
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