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Kirk Ferentz on Hiring Talentless Son: “No Press is Bad Press”

Doily Allergen
Oct 2, 2023
1 min read

Updated: Oct 25, 2023

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“I allowed Brian to lightly suckle the nectar from Papa’s tit,” Ferentz said. “He shall be ready for next Saturday.”

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